Hire Arnold for RNC Chair
Posted Under: Republicans
While stumping Diane Sawyer is no difficult task, many viewers who watched her interview with Bill O’Reilly on ‘Good Morning America’ were left scratching their heads over this question- “Who is the RNC [Republican National Committee] Chairman?” The answer, which I had to search for on the Internet, is…drum roll please…Mike Duncan. Mike who? Never heard of this guy. But, I would bet my life savings you would know the DNC Chairman. Of course, it’s former Vermont Governor Dr. Howard ‘The Scream’ Dean.
If last Tuesday wasn’t indication enough, let me break it down nice and clear for everyone. The Republican Party needs a face lift. And no, not a Michael Jackson or Joan Rivers face lift to create a whole different face. But rather a nice, simple, and firm nip and tuck to restore its former glory. Who’s the man to revitalize this wrinkled image? No, not former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. We need someone who will pump your body up. Not some girlie man. Of course, I’m talking about California’s and my Governor (even though I live in NH) Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thanks to an improved sex life due to Obama’s win, Schwarzenegger has the popularity, image, and name recognition needed to chart the party on a new direction. Unfortunately, Arnold is ineligible for the Presidency due to his birth status, but this position is certainly an important one. The RNC Chair is not a billet to be filled by a buddy as a political gesture of goodwill or favor, but a real leader that can unite the party. Agree with me? Tell the Governor!
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
