Global Warming or Climate Change

Which is it, global warming or climate change? We need Al Gore to provide further clarification on these phenomena. Why is it that we only hear about global warming during a heat wave in July? As we go into December with cold, snow and blustery winds it’s suddenly climate change. Has Al Gore invented the concept of climate change just as he claims to have invented the internet?

Let’s review. During the summer it gets hot and throughout the winter months it is cold. I’d have to call that climate change. There are some motorists that were stranded on the New York State Thruway early Friday morning snowbound in their vehicles. They must have been hoping for some of Al Gore’s global warming while awaiting rescue. Where’s Al when you need him?

Tomorrow I’m off to shred some climate change with my snowboard on my favorite mountain. I don’t want to see or hear about any global warming while I’m doing it.