Top 10 Reasons to Take Letterman Off The Air
David Letterman’s obvious disdain for Sarah Palin continues with his recent monologue that suggested the raping of her young daughter.
“One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”
~David Letterman monologue
This is supposed to be funny? How could this be misconstrued as a joke? Laughter followed this statement which suggests that the Letterman audience is so desperate for humor that just the utterance of unintelligible syllables from his mouth will elicit a response in the form of a laugh?
David Letterman is an original favorite son of the liberal entertainment industry and therefore immune to any repercussions from whatever he might say. But just in case it’s needed here is the list of:
Top 10 Reasons to Take Letterman Off the Air |
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| 10. | He gives gapped-tooth people a bad name. |
| 9. | Main stream media will have to report on actual news instead of reporting on a Letterman monologue the next day. |
| 8. | He can concentrate on giving Barack Obama ad lib lessons without a teleprompter. |
| 7. | His writers can take a well needed hiatus to recover from obvious writers block. |
| 6. | The Ed Sullivan Theater will regain some diginity. |
| 5. | The audience will be spared the stooge test in order to be admitted to a show. |
| 4. | He can write new gaffes for Joe Biden. |
| 3. | He’ll have plenty of time to develop material for the next Democratic National Convention. |
| 2. | He’s just too old to be up that late at night. |
| 1. | Guests would rather be on Conan O’Brien. |
