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Hollywood Royalty Addresses Peasants

This post was written by d.r. weeks on September 22, 2008
Posted Under: Entertainment

It’s now time for Hollywood royalty to weigh in on the upcoming political elections. We peasants do not know what’s good for us so we must have Hollywood’s guidance and direction. Your Royal Hollywood Highnesses with their brilliance and political acumen will set the record straight in regards to Governor Palin. Here’s a few words of wisdom from these schizophrenic, double-life leading blowhards. Let’s keep in mind they spend their entire lives pretending to be somebody else.

Mario Cantone, “she’s all flash, no substance.” Not quite sure if he was talking about Sarah Palin or Hollywood.

How about Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay who? Is anyone even listening to this person?

According to Barbara Streisand women who vote for McCain/Palin would be stupid. Babs babbling again.

Matt Damon declared the prospect for a Palin presidency terrifying. Terrifying? Should we really be surprised at this pronouncement? No need for us peasants to be terrified that he will get the next Rambo role, a Sylvester Stallone or Chuck Norris he’s not.

And by the way, where does Sly Stallone stand on the subject of Sarah Palin? When asked, he turned to the reporter and said, “I love her!” Who in Hollywood is going to “dis” Rambo? The peasants will be relieved to know Rambo is on their side.

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